Dave Hillfox: About time. You got the cargo?
Mr. Kentucky: Sure do. Nine Mexican females, low mileage on the tires.
Dave Hillfox: Mr. Kentucky, there were supposed to be ten of them.
Mr. Kentucky: I know it, Dave, but I tried one of em out at the Flyin J and she wouldn’t stop screaming. I’ll make it up to you.
Mexican #1: Agua!
Mexican #2: SOCORRO!
Mr. Kentucky: TOLD YOU I AIN’T GOT NO WATER!
Dave Hillfox: *Sigh* I’ll get some chloroform