Worst Comic Ever #30: Fire Ozzie Guillen


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Mr. Stein: That’s right, the Miami Marlins. Who knows WHY he was SUSPENDED?
Student #1:The Marlins had to punish Ozzie Guillen to please the Cuban people they want attending games at their new stadium.

Mr. Stein: That’s close, but what did he SAY? He praised Fidel Castro, and that is OFFENSIVE to CUBAN-AMERICANS!
Student #2: Wouldn’t Castro approve of someone being suspended or fired for sharing an opinion?

Mr. Stein: PRINCIPAL’S OFFICE! GO! *Sigh* Now does anyone have something INTELLIGENT to add to the discussion?
Student #3: My dad says most Cubans prefer cockfighting to baseball, and the ones with money to buy tickets probably sell cocaine. He also told me that most…

One thought on “Worst Comic Ever #30: Fire Ozzie Guillen

  1. Totally agree. Baseball and politics no mixy mixy. If you didn’t know Ozzie was totally going to say that and will continue to blurt stuff out, you got no business hiring him. You don’t know what kind of a tool I am, why don’t you hire me?
    Ridiculous. And frankly, Fidel outlasted generations of American antagonists. Like it or not.

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