Dave Hillfox: COLUMBUS? Stupid drivers, risin’ taxes, shitty hockey team… Fuckin’ Ohio State…
Mr. Kentucky: State Police was at the Sheriff’s today. It’s time to get away for a bit. Wanna buy the trailer?
Dave Hillfox: Hmmm… Not with them bones in the cellar. How about a grand fer Crystal?
Mr. Kentucky: Deal!
Crystal Kentucky: NO! Y’all can’t sell me like I’m a piece–
Dave Hillfox, Mr. Kentucky: SHUT THE FUCK UP!