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Media: Will you appeal?
Media: Coach, many of your forty-five counts carry twenty years each. Can you comment?
Jerry Sandusky: I’d like to thank Penn State for allowing me to touch so many lives over the years…and for letting me fuck young boys in the shower!

You know, the Department of Corrections logo is a nice touch. Which leads me to wonder, how does one correct his behavior? I think testie shock therapy, although I’m not a medical professional but I do pretend to be one on the internet.