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Worst Comic Ever #52: Holiday Planning

Jorge Cruz — Tue, 04 Dec 2012 01:51:54 +0000

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Dave Hillfox: I don’t care if she’s turnin’ TWO HUNDRED, I ain’t spendin’ my Christmas mornin’ in a fuckin’ NURSIN’ HOME!

Angel Hillfox: She’s my grandmother, Dave Hillfox! It’d just be for an hour or so.

Dave Hillfox: They don’t BATHE ‘em enough. Last year I couldn’t get the smell o’ them old bags off o’ me for THREE DAYS!
Angel Hillfox: I told you to bring an extra pair of boxers, but did you listen to me? ‘Course not!

Worst Comic Ever #51: We The Sheeple

Jorge Cruz — Wed, 07 Nov 2012 04:53:59 +0000

Worst Comic Ever #50: Some People Can’t…

Jorge Cruz — Sun, 14 Oct 2012 22:48:21 +0000

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Some people can’t ride the bus.

Bus Driver: YOU GOIN TO JAIL NOW!

Some people can’t raise children.

Television Reporter: Two-year-old De’Quante Johnson is in critical condition with second and third degree burns after the live-in boyfriend of Johnson’s mother dunked him in scalding bathwater after the child soiled the last diaper in the house.

Some people can’t run our country.

President Newport: The Middle East is obviously an issue that has plagued the region for centuries.

Worst Comic Ever #49: School Candy Sale

Jorge Cruz — Sun, 30 Sep 2012 19:06:30 +0000

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Mr. Stein: Oh! The class that sells the most candy wins a PIZZA PARTY!

Student 1: But we already sold magazines to renovate the gym!
Student 2: And MY parents want to know why you want us to sell candy when you just passed a levy two years ago and you want another on the ballot.

Mr. Stein: Teachers only take TWO MONTHS of vacation a year! Our new contract gives a mere TWO PERCENT PAY RAISE! Now make sure your parents take an order form to work–we need the money to fix the furnace.

Worst Comic Ever #48: President Newport and the Univision Forum

Jorge Cruz — Fri, 21 Sep 2012 03:14:01 +0000

Worst Comic Ever #47: Date Night

Jorge Cruz — Fri, 14 Sep 2012 02:28:29 +0000

Worst Comic Ever #46: Kitty Revenge

Jorge Cruz — Fri, 24 Aug 2012 04:23:52 +0000

Fucking cats.

Worst Comic Ever #45: Summer Vacation With Smokey Bear

Jorge Cruz — Mon, 20 Aug 2012 22:56:57 +0000

Worst Comic Ever #44: Goodbye, Rick Nash

Jorge Cruz — Sun, 05 Aug 2012 02:45:26 +0000

Worst Comic Ever #43: Bedtime Story

Jorge Cruz — Thu, 19 Jul 2012 02:10:49 +0000